Suayest day of my army life

Ok. . .this is too much. . .even for this WTFISWRONGWITHMYBBQSAUSAGEZOMFG Suaydog. .
1)on the very moment i on the television in the resting room. . it boomed
2)i was asked to redo a table setting when it's already done
3)my mdm took out everything and did it all over again
4)i booked out later than usual
5)i need to meet ian to pass him his overseas stuff. . .which is seriously non of my asscracking numbfuck buisness
6)i fucking waited and yes oh my mousylovinggayfags i counted 6 FUCKING 87 buses i have missed

1st bus - Thesuaydog: nevermind since it's rush hour i understand
2nd bus - Thesuaydog: Its my usual suayness acting up. . .it's an old sickness nvm
3rd bus - Thesuaydog: Zomfg . . . this is starting to get weird
1st taxi - Thesuaydog: ok. . . .lets try taxi. . .oh wait 87. . .faster run back
4th bus - Thesuaydog: fuck nuts. . .Y CAN't ALL U FAT ASSES SIT ON SOME OTHER FUCKING BUSES and i ran back to the bus stop MUTHAFUCKINGPIKACHURAPINGNUMBNUTS!!
2nd taxi - Thesuaydog : oh wait.. . .i green light taxi. . .run doggy run.. . . [Fat-Auntie]sighted. . .[Fat-Auntie] uses plastic bag to flag taxi. . . {[Taxi]} SUPER-EFFECTIVE. . . [Fat-Auntie] Uses the oily hand to open door. . . {[Taxi]} captured
5th bus - Thesuaydog:FOR ONE FUCKING TIME I WANNA STICK TO THE GLASS PANEL OF THE FUCKING BUS I DON'T CARE!!!
6th bus - Thesuaydog:SDOAEPGHAEO:GHEOSPgheASOPGhaWGHEPGIOEHFJ proceeded to go into a fit of fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck look krauser i did 12 fucks in 1 second!!! becos i was so pissed

AT Last i took 51 to hougang to take 87 because that way more of the fat asses got down the bus WTF WORST WAY TO SPEND MONEY HOMIEs!

Book out 5+ reach home 8pm WOW THIS IS SO FRUITFUL ZOMFGINGKISSYSMALLIMPSONMYNIPPLES!