Today i have come to realise that singaporean aunties are the most powerful equipment to war...juz throw them into the enemies food storage and see them ta pow and eat all they can...zomfg...is like a plague a virus a epidemic....

GO FORTH MY OLD ONES...SHOW THEM...NO FOOD IS SPARED...IF IT'S SPARED...JUST REMEMBER TO TA POW!!!

And we shuld give singaporean gamers a nobel prize...since they can really create lingo in games....in a single match of anytype of game ( CS,DOTA,GETAMPED,AUDITON)
we can hear words get created as if by magic...

now to our game lingo class ( to everyone who don't play game...and lives in a jungle of zimbawe and sleep with lions and see stars move...and likes swinging in and out thru the tree canopy )

todae we start at a game that i came to interest lately...it's like powerstone from arcade(or stupid people like me who go buy dreamcast..yes it's on dreamcast too)GETAMPED...wow...where can we find groups of ah bengs and lians to sit down and have a great fight without the cursing and live happily after...well certainly not in this game...GUYS AND GIRLS...THIS IS A CUTE GRAPHIC GAMES FOR SMALL KIDS,PAEDOPHILES(SMALL KID LOVING ADULTS/PARENTS NOT INCLUDED) AND VERY BORED SINGLE MALE WHO DON'T LIKE SMALL KID MUCH BUT LIKES VIOLENCE ALOT...AND MAYBE AH LIANS WHEN THEY RAN OUT OF MONEY TO BUY THEIR ADIDAS,GUCCI,DOLCE GABANNA BANANA AND START TO SPEND MONEY ON THE GAME BY USING REAL MONEY TO BUY GAME MONEY HAHA LAUGHABLE)
so stop the swearing and make it a save haven for kids...but noooo u have to swear scold and kick everyone that u think that is staring u at the coffee shop or at teh lan shop becos they look very xia lan and need u to show ur justice punch on them...

GETAMPED...
NOOB RUNNER - running like a noob around a character...erm...
(A noob runner??? i run and i am noob den go tell the gaming company to disable to move...den we just wait till time up to see how long we can hit each other from another side...duhzz...)

KICKER/SPAMER/JUMPER/GAYER - wtfish...anyway...when u get scold by tat...ur like winning using the same move...which is like no wrong since the game only has..kick,punch,block,jump. erm...like if ur playin kof and have alot of button mashing moves den bo bian...but WTF...it's like jus a 3 button game...i dun kick i punch....so next time a fair player will keep pressing 3 diff button everytime like people playing the dj game at the arcade issit haha....

MONKEYING - YA...it's a potion to make u become a monkey with extra damage...or when u have a tail u can drink other potions to be monkey too... if u kill people with it...they start saying ur a noob by using monkey...ohhhkay....so...i rather piss myself in the head when i kill u with monkey...becos u will scold my mom my dad my little pet fairy name tinkywinkylovesdick(NOBODY SHALL TEASE MY TINKYWINKYLOVESDICK!!!)....

ok up to this point...enuff ranting....next time shall carry on....YEEE HAAA(just like jay chou song...) I AM A COWBOY THAT DRINKS MILK BECOS BEER HURTS MY BODY....