When we are small...other people's birds were tall...now we are tall people look at our cough cough cough

Hmmm...interesting title rite??
yea...woke up at 7 am...again...when i don't work i wake up early...i work...i wake even earlier...come on...is the Sandman counting my clock right....y am i always so eager to wake up.(maybe i am destined to be a master TAI CHI master...i tink i hear my calling from the uncle at the community centre..maybe...i am the chosen one...=D)
BLeezhzhzh okok i was on WOW again...riding my bloodelf palad around shatterah...suddenly i whisper is heard...a certain word....drifted from the winds...LLLLLLLL FFFFFFF GgggGGGgg...it was altmost exciting to hear that...becos frankly i haven go to raid b4...i was too bz questing...so i accepted...my group was ok....1 druid 3 warrior 1 palad(which is me =D ) we were fighting selekz...(stupid birds...i will see u again in KFC) we were having fun...until one warrior died and called me to REZ....REZ please my holy palad...the thought hit me like a water from the mcdonald at khatib(ZOMFG...It's like someguy cum from the hose...it's all spraying like crazzzzyyy man...i have my whole pants wet becos of this [NO PUNS INTENDED U STUPID PERVERTED JAPANESE TEA DRINK ]) okok back to the topic...i forgot to learn REDEMPTION ( so ...no resurrection lol ) haha...and they practically danced around me scolding words which are not known to me...haha but is fun to be like this...and soon after a new palad ( with redemption ) came in to rez....wow...the best part is coming....WE ARE ALL D/C hahahahahahahahaha....screw that...i went to cook lunch for my bro and mom....and continued my WARCRAFT story book....wow....amazed by Grom Hellscream....his like so SEXAY.....extremely sexay....

drinking = play life?

After so long i finally come to a conclusion that singaporean teenagers(like me which is i tink in that catergory) have tendencies to play life when go drink...y is tat? to show that your a man? to show to the opposite sex tat u rox? or just to find ways to make new friends?

few hrs ago i was with my friends at boat quay...we order one martell juz to relax...but one of them went around other tables to talk and drink / drink with waitress / when play pool lose drink / people win u drink / latecomers come u also drink with them / play poker cards lose u drink / before sing song u drink after sing song u drink / people say wanna go off u drink / people wanna keep the martell for next time u dun wan so u drink....

den...that makes u alchohol tank...which non of us wants you to be....we just wanna sit down talk / sing and dun think about much...we did not say ur a sissy but y are u doing this to urself...ok if u wanna die den i bo bian...then the poor waitress has to follow your insane ways...waitress are not wonder woman or wat...they are just girls...a little respect won't hurt rite? u want them to join the vomit zombie ah lians at the streets mehz...bleahx...girls that can't control themselves are no point helping but for the waitress is part of their job...



P.S girls that vomit after drinking - 1000000 point at SUAYDOG DOGHOUSE = instant hated...i'm not being a sexist...but 98 percent of rapist are male that makes u vulnerable...and after being harrassed who's fault is it? the male who can't control or the female that can't control first?...

Today i have come to realise that singaporean aunties are the most powerful equipment to war...juz throw them into the enemies food storage and see them ta pow and eat all they can...zomfg...is like a plague a virus a epidemic....

GO FORTH MY OLD ONES...SHOW THEM...NO FOOD IS SPARED...IF IT'S SPARED...JUST REMEMBER TO TA POW!!!

And we shuld give singaporean gamers a nobel prize...since they can really create lingo in games....in a single match of anytype of game ( CS,DOTA,GETAMPED,AUDITON)
we can hear words get created as if by magic...

now to our game lingo class ( to everyone who don't play game...and lives in a jungle of zimbawe and sleep with lions and see stars move...and likes swinging in and out thru the tree canopy )

todae we start at a game that i came to interest lately...it's like powerstone from arcade(or stupid people like me who go buy dreamcast..yes it's on dreamcast too)GETAMPED...wow...where can we find groups of ah bengs and lians to sit down and have a great fight without the cursing and live happily after...well certainly not in this game...GUYS AND GIRLS...THIS IS A CUTE GRAPHIC GAMES FOR SMALL KIDS,PAEDOPHILES(SMALL KID LOVING ADULTS/PARENTS NOT INCLUDED) AND VERY BORED SINGLE MALE WHO DON'T LIKE SMALL KID MUCH BUT LIKES VIOLENCE ALOT...AND MAYBE AH LIANS WHEN THEY RAN OUT OF MONEY TO BUY THEIR ADIDAS,GUCCI,DOLCE GABANNA BANANA AND START TO SPEND MONEY ON THE GAME BY USING REAL MONEY TO BUY GAME MONEY HAHA LAUGHABLE)
so stop the swearing and make it a save haven for kids...but noooo u have to swear scold and kick everyone that u think that is staring u at the coffee shop or at teh lan shop becos they look very xia lan and need u to show ur justice punch on them...

GETAMPED...
NOOB RUNNER - running like a noob around a character...erm...
(A noob runner??? i run and i am noob den go tell the gaming company to disable to move...den we just wait till time up to see how long we can hit each other from another side...duhzz...)

KICKER/SPAMER/JUMPER/GAYER - wtfish...anyway...when u get scold by tat...ur like winning using the same move...which is like no wrong since the game only has..kick,punch,block,jump. erm...like if ur playin kof and have alot of button mashing moves den bo bian...but WTF...it's like jus a 3 button game...i dun kick i punch....so next time a fair player will keep pressing 3 diff button everytime like people playing the dj game at the arcade issit haha....

MONKEYING - YA...it's a potion to make u become a monkey with extra damage...or when u have a tail u can drink other potions to be monkey too... if u kill people with it...they start saying ur a noob by using monkey...ohhhkay....so...i rather piss myself in the head when i kill u with monkey...becos u will scold my mom my dad my little pet fairy name tinkywinkylovesdick(NOBODY SHALL TEASE MY TINKYWINKYLOVESDICK!!!)....

ok up to this point...enuff ranting....next time shall carry on....YEEE HAAA(just like jay chou song...) I AM A COWBOY THAT DRINKS MILK BECOS BEER HURTS MY BODY....

SO much to play and do...so little time...

COugHz....long time since i came back to this almost forgotten place...haiz...nowadays...my hotel has like everyday full hse...imbalance...dun even have time to go out with greentea to our beloved botanical garden jungle mac lol...no time to raid my lvl 70 bloodelf palad....no time to read my WARCRAFT compliation story book...no time to even really participate my own SENGKANG created Crisis at bladedge tournament with a real heart..becos maybe working 7 days a week make me wanna go bonkers...haiz...nvm...the young should work to save for rainy day...lol...haha although i dun earn much...soon...i will hit 1000 dollars in my account i hope haha...

ARmy TimE!!!

wee...was happy when i finally get my army letter...25 jan enlisted in BMTC school 2...hmm...7 weeks of modified training...wonder wat is tat...but hack care...haha
i was too bz to rush down to sengkang CC for the SOULSLAYER wow tourney haha =D...i forgot to read the letter lol...gwhaahaha

If Thomas life dun suck...his not living...

coughx went to the retest(again x3) worked smoothly but at the end kena knocked by people all food was crashed...need to redo in a short time..(SUCK)
went to work with a happy mood until kena raped by salmon eating customers...124 people can eat so many salmon mehz.....>.< freaking kampong people...
got lamed becos cannot go to work with edwin they all to drink haha...becos need to go fetch my bro back from japan...but in the end i nver go...lol...becos my dad bday which i forgotten..(i even forgot my own bday...)
Lost keys...(-$15) from wallet...
sucked...