Super ZOMFG day

well...ZOMFG....haha i shall start todae post with 3 really sexay wow videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUcuYtQ36BE&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Av0lUNS2k&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeUhSjuhQYE&NR=1

well back to the real story...todae it started out bad...work on a 10-3 shift...bz like siao...becos singaporean = evil buffet eaters...like they have turn to taurens(cows) when they start to feast on buffet...where did they get such a stomach omg...even a pretty teenage girl can eat like...alot...omg....alot as in 3 plate of rice and imbal amount of meat...omg...all i can say is SINGAPOREANS TONIGHT WE DINE TILL DEATH!!! THIS IS MADNESS...NOOOO... THIS IS BUFFET!!! ArrrGhzz...
den my dear frenz tell me to keep the buffet...yea...the buffet ends at 3...ring a bell? i work till 10-3..buffet end at 3...kinda too much ya???

and best to noe is edwin is goin off with me so i sat his bike back to sengkang...=D but when i reach sengkang...darrell msg me bout the time we have to meet up...5....ZOmFg 5...i was like 4.30...sengkang 159 to toa payoh...ZOMFG....but in the end i met Brain Of Dead AKA BOD AKA BRAINLESS WALKING zombie WITH 3 houseflys namely aaron,billy and ZOMFGBLACKRANGERTHEULTIMATEFORMPWNZURASSSOMUCHDATUCAMEDOWNWITHAFLUTHATNEARLYKILLU....ok the last one u can just call him darren or something make urself wet with the imagination i dun care... but sadly he has to go cut his hair...wtf...have u seen zombies is resident evil go to a 10dollar 10 mins barber shop??? no...they just bite their hair off...but wtf...>>fast forward....okok 5.20 i was like ZOMFG i need to bath and rush to amk to find the zombie and rush down to toa payoh omg...tats like so rushy...but ok...nvm sat a taxi...the taxi uncle is playing fei yu qing song...nt qian li zhi wai...is SHU SHANG DE XIAO NIAO TI!!! omg...wat...am i in a Grass power drink commercial ZOMFG....but sadly paying 6 buckz plus to fast forward to amk...den sit mrt with mr zombie to toa payoh...on the way...mr zombie keep telling me bout resident evil starting todae...no it does not start todae or wat i dun care...i dun like millia jovich...so suck lolipop u millia watever...go back to ur 5th element...okok when we reach tpy(toa payoh is too irritating long) he insisted to go to the cinema first...ok ZOMFG..walk...den look no show...den go to the arcade...to play...the stupid gundam game...wow i use my tapz to tapz..from 2 dollar straight become 0...den no game only 1/2 of the token inside...pissed..den go out to meet darrell,andrew and a certain half size human name long sheng(hi hobbit did u bring the ring and ur fellowship this time?? too much dota poisoned ur mind ??)...ok den when to eat SIZZLER..ZOMFG...i was happily flaming when my SWISS CHEESE CHICKEN or watever came...ZOMFG...the chicken is a size of a penis...wtf...so fucking small...den rush eat...get ice cream "PROFESSIONALLY" =D...den rush to see the movie...
ROGUE ASSASIN..ok the movie deserves a good word...it is a short movie...the bad thing is IT S.U.C.K(SUPER.ULTIMATE.COCK.KICKER) omfg..i keep getting lamed by jet li so much i feel like goin to pee...ZOMFG...a half naked girl stand infront of jet li...all he can do is...LOOK AT THE MONEY ZOMFG...We chinese need to lower the need for money and embrace the beauty of nature lol....and the zidane head ang moh is like a cameo apperance...i apparently slept during the show (during the most expensive part ba...the car chase...haiz...every show have car chase i rather sleep...nicholas tse's INVISIBLE TARGET have...den Zhen Zi Dan's Dao huo xian also have...wat kinda cop movie also have...wtf...i rather sleep off the part...den at the end the show is so slow...i rather see a uncle run a marathon half naked...den blah blah end...looks like the show haven end...ya and btw...the asian guy cop is the cameo at the 2 fast 2 furious tokyo drift guy with so much money he can fucking give a car to the guy to smash around trying to drift...(i personally think it's all the singaporean ah bengs dream...mind my words...u Dirtfucks at the shell station of sengkang lower ur stupid volume...nobody fuck care how fast ur car can go out of the petrol station...and stop using ur horns u horny too much money rather spend on car bengs...)..coughx den after the movie i went to play arcade..omg kena owned by a girl at virtual tennis ZOMFG...she log in got card de...300+ win wtf..once nerds refer to guys...now girls also nerdish...wat..50 year old virgin comin to our society issit...ok rantin finish now i got a quest! sleep and work again wow...this is even better than World of Warcraft life is a frickkin RPG game lol..haha