luck? or unluck? or just Thomas?

todae is a sucky day....at the start of the day i lost my wallet...but a kind soul from the chinese restaurant got it back for me (bad thing 1 = drop wallet)...went into the kitchen just started working...kena rotten tomato on shirt(bad thing 2=rotten tomato assault)...coughx...after my lunch i went up..my chef was like a crazy lvl 100 gorilla jumping around scolding me that i went to the lunch for too long ZOMFG 45mins = long...long my dick...other part timers also 45 mins...oh i remember becos i am a slave dog...so i can only have 30 mins [in deep african tone]
"YES!Master i will work quietly and sleep on the floor after 23 hrs of non stop work"
SCREW U dirtbag...i screw u so hard i can play MR.drill at lvl 100000 so fast i can complete before u can even say boomshakalaka U faking ah qua dirtbag....but after they noe i not happy they stop le la...thank god...i dun have to pwn him in the kitchen with my lame talking(i guess most of the person i noe...noe that i can be very scary when i talk cock)...den the last thing is i nearly lost my pass lol...thats 5 dollars to replace ZOMFG but a kind soul returned to me...








and btw....mr ah qua chef...i will always remember u smashed my cold cut to make me redo it and screamed at me at the kitchen...i think i did nothing wrong...mark my words i will prove it to u...to take back ur faking ah qua words...

Super ZOMFG day

well...ZOMFG....haha i shall start todae post with 3 really sexay wow videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUcuYtQ36BE&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Av0lUNS2k&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeUhSjuhQYE&NR=1

well back to the real story...todae it started out bad...work on a 10-3 shift...bz like siao...becos singaporean = evil buffet eaters...like they have turn to taurens(cows) when they start to feast on buffet...where did they get such a stomach omg...even a pretty teenage girl can eat like...alot...omg....alot as in 3 plate of rice and imbal amount of meat...omg...all i can say is SINGAPOREANS TONIGHT WE DINE TILL DEATH!!! THIS IS MADNESS...NOOOO... THIS IS BUFFET!!! ArrrGhzz...
den my dear frenz tell me to keep the buffet...yea...the buffet ends at 3...ring a bell? i work till 10-3..buffet end at 3...kinda too much ya???

and best to noe is edwin is goin off with me so i sat his bike back to sengkang...=D but when i reach sengkang...darrell msg me bout the time we have to meet up...5....ZOmFg 5...i was like 4.30...sengkang 159 to toa payoh...ZOMFG....but in the end i met Brain Of Dead AKA BOD AKA BRAINLESS WALKING zombie WITH 3 houseflys namely aaron,billy and ZOMFGBLACKRANGERTHEULTIMATEFORMPWNZURASSSOMUCHDATUCAMEDOWNWITHAFLUTHATNEARLYKILLU....ok the last one u can just call him darren or something make urself wet with the imagination i dun care... but sadly he has to go cut his hair...wtf...have u seen zombies is resident evil go to a 10dollar 10 mins barber shop??? no...they just bite their hair off...but wtf...>>fast forward....okok 5.20 i was like ZOMFG i need to bath and rush to amk to find the zombie and rush down to toa payoh omg...tats like so rushy...but ok...nvm sat a taxi...the taxi uncle is playing fei yu qing song...nt qian li zhi wai...is SHU SHANG DE XIAO NIAO TI!!! omg...wat...am i in a Grass power drink commercial ZOMFG....but sadly paying 6 buckz plus to fast forward to amk...den sit mrt with mr zombie to toa payoh...on the way...mr zombie keep telling me bout resident evil starting todae...no it does not start todae or wat i dun care...i dun like millia jovich...so suck lolipop u millia watever...go back to ur 5th element...okok when we reach tpy(toa payoh is too irritating long) he insisted to go to the cinema first...ok ZOMFG..walk...den look no show...den go to the arcade...to play...the stupid gundam game...wow i use my tapz to tapz..from 2 dollar straight become 0...den no game only 1/2 of the token inside...pissed..den go out to meet darrell,andrew and a certain half size human name long sheng(hi hobbit did u bring the ring and ur fellowship this time?? too much dota poisoned ur mind ??)...ok den when to eat SIZZLER..ZOMFG...i was happily flaming when my SWISS CHEESE CHICKEN or watever came...ZOMFG...the chicken is a size of a penis...wtf...so fucking small...den rush eat...get ice cream "PROFESSIONALLY" =D...den rush to see the movie...
ROGUE ASSASIN..ok the movie deserves a good word...it is a short movie...the bad thing is IT S.U.C.K(SUPER.ULTIMATE.COCK.KICKER) omfg..i keep getting lamed by jet li so much i feel like goin to pee...ZOMFG...a half naked girl stand infront of jet li...all he can do is...LOOK AT THE MONEY ZOMFG...We chinese need to lower the need for money and embrace the beauty of nature lol....and the zidane head ang moh is like a cameo apperance...i apparently slept during the show (during the most expensive part ba...the car chase...haiz...every show have car chase i rather sleep...nicholas tse's INVISIBLE TARGET have...den Zhen Zi Dan's Dao huo xian also have...wat kinda cop movie also have...wtf...i rather sleep off the part...den at the end the show is so slow...i rather see a uncle run a marathon half naked...den blah blah end...looks like the show haven end...ya and btw...the asian guy cop is the cameo at the 2 fast 2 furious tokyo drift guy with so much money he can fucking give a car to the guy to smash around trying to drift...(i personally think it's all the singaporean ah bengs dream...mind my words...u Dirtfucks at the shell station of sengkang lower ur stupid volume...nobody fuck care how fast ur car can go out of the petrol station...and stop using ur horns u horny too much money rather spend on car bengs...)..coughx den after the movie i went to play arcade..omg kena owned by a girl at virtual tennis ZOMFG...she log in got card de...300+ win wtf..once nerds refer to guys...now girls also nerdish...wat..50 year old virgin comin to our society issit...ok rantin finish now i got a quest! sleep and work again wow...this is even better than World of Warcraft life is a frickkin RPG game lol..haha

Friends = Money ? same weight ?

Well...friday was not a good day for me (coughx...when was my last good day?) i have planned to go to the friendly neighbourhood WOW battleground with Greentea and my exotic yeti pet...edward 881...but sadly my chef called me....telling me that the whole afternoon shift has given in mc ( sick no sick i dunno, i dun care... ) and has asked me to go help them out...but greentea has already reached my hse...we were tuning decks and stuff...but..i tink helping frenz in need is more impt...++ have salary =D (hey i'm a true blue singaporean...i always put money near my eyes...so i can glitter more then tinkerbell in peter pan)...but being fair to greentea and the 881 guy...i told my chef that i will work at a later time 6.30...so i can meet up with them abit before i go work...i tink it's kinda bad lo....i feel bad for them to travel and go back like dat...but haiz...wat to do...=-=" so trying to ask them that today(sat) whether they got go out....and we have decided to go meet at amk (jungle mac) but sadly my sick friend have decided to mc 2 DAYs...wow...so my chef ask me to help out on sat too....but it's already too late to cancel the meeting so i juz say that i have to go meet them later at 6+...but my chef being an official ass today...has left me alone to fight all the kitchen work while he slowly tinker away with his stupid canapes...and i came late around 7 +....when i reached there...most of the guys i goin off le...and i feel really sianded...play around a few matches den i go off le...becos tomolo sunday i have to work again...FUCK MAN...y must i always be sucha good guy...ask for help i go...wtf.....can't stop can i...

A day in Lido...

Coughz...After my Gayness work todae...i went to watch EVAN ALMIGHTY with Ah Ching(who u might ask...his an college with a serious sleeping problem lol...hw can someone dun slp tat much lol...)Well not as fanciful as the first one....well Jim Carrey isn't Mr rubber face for nthing...watchin his face reminds me of some guy having a heartatk or even a stroke...well the Evan Baxter was an ass...well his still an Ass in the second one...well nth really a funny movie to me...
but after the movies...the magic started....An Evil entity came over me...my darkside has called me...and i was changed into Auntie Tan(The mysterious shopping dark side of me) and went shopping in ISETAN omg...ISETAN...i didn't even recall walking into one for like 4 to 5 years(of course in my normal Thomas self..) and since i have a difficulty to find a nice sauce/soup pot and a frying pan in my hse...i will do justice to my mom and buy one

?hw small issit?

? Huh hw small issit... ? smaller than the box? i noe...but...hw small

Omg...it's half the size of a psp...7cm...in height...omg thats mini...
but hey...it's cooking in style u noe...Greentea...learn some Stylish cooking methods if u really wanna impress people lol...haha...get sexay mini cooking stuff...but dun buy too much if not people think ur having tea party with ur doll name Maria....

CoughXx...screwed up monday is really a great word to replace monday blues....now i noe y...being an ass and played WOW till 3am...i slept till 11+ and only to noe that i have to go back to my SHATEC to talk to the Culinary side head...Dohz...after preaching i gained a new ability to nod head faster then a humming bird on a tree...den went to pay the retest fee yea!!! 3rd time tat rox...after tat...i have actually planned to go amk to meet my Best Brainless Friend...BOD(AKA BRAINLESS CALVIN / JINZO W/O brain / The Superhero who can't be mind manipulater becos he has no mind) okok enuff intro wasted on him....but my dear GREENTEA doesn't want to go...awww...so had to tune my very friendly and happy RUSHING VIOLENCE DRUID deck...next time le...haiz...so wanna test deck...plz some kind soul open a card shop in sengkang...i promise i will go there so much...u even forgot that i have left...=D...okok at least i dun vanish away like some GNOME UNDEAD hybrid =D rox on..

In the opening chapter of this blog...I shall let you guys(coughx..okok gals...the key G.U.Y.S is much nearer to on the keyboard..yea i'm lazy) noe y i started this Blog...there is 3 reasons..not 1 not 2 is 3...Reason 1...A certain lifeform of a certain japanese TEA(okok to the benefit to the retards or someone that has a brain slower than a matrix bullet..GREENTEA...AKA Jinyong...AKA the one Who stole my WOW TCG DRAFT!!) asked me to make the blog...but i had to have something to write or rant about before i start a blog..and guess what! i got it now...Reason 2...i have recently reached the suayness point of my life...i have failed so many times at a Certain SHATEC Cooking exams i nearly ram my head onto the wall but considering that the wall is much more expensive than me..and my mom have to wash the blood i have thinked twice..okok thrice...++ 2 hrs of insane slashing on the GOD OF WAR 2 game...i have woken up...no one i noe is more suay than i am..and ++ i still have a quite a number of days (i hope!) so i problably need to see how suay i can really be...so yeah..i rather go take the test and get my toilet paper diploma.... Reason 3...I want others who feel bad bout themselves to look at me..and feel better =D....