Hi. . .I HAVE MORE WORK BECAUSE I'M BETTER?

I seriously do not understand this shit. . .first thing when i go to camp i can hear my name. . .THOMMMAAASSSSSSSSS COMMMME ANDDD HELLLP MEEEE....i am a nerd and there are reason"s" y i want to go to camp at 7.30. . .but going early doesn't mean i have to work 30 mins more than anybody else for the rest of my army life. . .+.+ when my unit called me back for some urgent meeting. . .there it was again THOOOOMAAASSSSS UUUU STTTAYYY BACCKKKKKK TOOOO HELLLP MEEEE. . .at last. . .i stayed "alone" and the other 3 went back. . . and i ask my officer what the FUCKING REASON you make me stay. . .OHHHHHHH BECCCAUUUSEE I BEEEELIEVEEE IN YOU!!!!! YOUUUU CANNN HELLPPP MEEE. . . .WTff....y am i typing in a draggy manner?? because my officer likes to draggggggggg hiiiissss SPEEEEECCHHHHH wHHHICCCh makes my fuckinguncleplusauntieinchinatowncinemahotbuttsekzofownage BRAAINNN SOOOO SLOOOW. . .
Apparantly army time is slowwwerrrrr lol....

IF i SLAP YOU TWICE. . .IT'S GONNA BE TWICE AS NICE

Life is bad nowadays. . .Financially it's bad. . .physically it's kinda bad too . . .
Gamingcally it's REALLY BAD. . .

Firstly. . .i am really bored but i have lots of things to do. . .it's like eating a MCDONKEY double cheeseburger and still feel hungry . . .

Secondly I have a feeling that i will be thrown around camps again and the reason they give me is BECAUSE I HAVE DIPLOMA====(HELLO. . .CULINARY SKILLS) . . .

Thirdly . . .I am so bored and angsty . . .i am going to build my Restaurant in Restaurant city full of toilet bowl

Fourthly . . . I DO NOT HAVE ENUFF MONEY FOR DRIVING LESSONS. . .

Fifthly . . . BEhNaRd. . .I NEED CASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

SIXTHLY . . . (AS REQUESTED BY DENNIS THE SWINE FLU) I AM FORCED TO FOLLOW HIM TO DRINK. . .his like. . .ok i am the bus to your house now. . .ok. . .for wat. . .to drink ZOMFGSUPERSATAYBBQ. . .

Hi my old friend can I lend money from you?

ok first and foremost FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
What the fuck is wrong with people nowadays. . .everyone is pleading me to lend money. . .this is so muthafucking wrong . . . .1 day ahead from pay day already 3 people ask me. . .after pay day 3 more. . . in the morning 1 more and later at night 1 more. . .wtf is wrong with you all. . . .i am really pissed off. . .EVERYONE SAYS THE SAME THING. . . FAMILY GO HOSPITAL,I AM THE LAST RESORT,I REALLY HOPE YOU CAN HELP ME.well i tell you what. . .y don't u assholes go read more books and find better lines to borrow money because this is really getting boring. . .it's like watching monkey fuck the wall 8 times...yes. . .8 times. . .WTf. . .IF YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALWAYS GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. . .CAN YOU FUCKING SAVE SOME MOTHER FUCKING PAY FROM YOUR MOTHER FUCKING POSB ACCOUNT?WTF IT'S SERIOUSLY NON PROFITABLE AND NON OF MY MONKEY MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY BUSINESS TO FUCKING HELP YOUR FUCKING FRIEND WHICH I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY EXIST ANOT . .



NO MONEY STILL DARE TO FUCKING GO OUT. . .YOU NABEICHEESPIEWITHCHERRYONTOP YOU BETTER DON't LET ME SEE YOU TAKE CAB. . .I WILL FUCKING BREAK YOU HAND AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS AND MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE SOME KID WHO DROPPED HIS ICECREAM!

HEY YO NUTCRACKS. . . THIS IS HOW I FEEL NOW WOOOOT

Ok. . . i was quite high these few days as i am on leave. . .(Army dun let me keep leave for 2 years haha. . . .If not i will blow them with all the leave i have like. . .not in a erotic way u childvertos {child-perverts} )
Everymorning .. . ok fine afternoon.. . ok a few little mins before afternoon i wake up. . . play FIfa ONline 2 {WOOO. .. .die u muthafucking man with shot legs and ugly faces i will pwn my balls on your face {soccer balls. . .not that ball} ) = Combat Arms ( wooo.. . . die u mutha fucking man with ugly army shirts and face. . . i will pwn you with my gun on your face (Rifle gun. . . .not that gun } and eat and sleep and watch tv for so many fucking days 16 dec - 29 dec =D ownzZzZzzz 7 / 1/2 day of leave + christmas yo.. . . haah

i recently started wow minis. .. . ok bad choice for unlucky people like me. . .as the whole game revolves around dice rolling haha =D

ok 1 2 3 is miss 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 is hit

throw 6 dice to deal damage

3 2 3 2 3 3 9

wow i deal 1 damage and the opponent have 4 armor wooooooot

haha but anyways if anyone wanna try it out let me noe. . .kk =D fun game for any gender and sex and human and brain size and dick size and breast size. . . .i tink you understand what i mean lol. . . .

=D super high lo haha ZOMFGEATTHESTUPIDKICKFROMBRUCELEEMASTERIPMANBECAUSEHEWILLPWNYOUWITHHISDICK

say this sentence 20 times. . . the nearest fat ugly muthafuckingtreehuggingspectacleeating bitch will kiss you at 5 am tomolo. . .haha

Suayest day of my army life

Ok. . .this is too much. . .even for this WTFISWRONGWITHMYBBQSAUSAGEZOMFG Suaydog. .
1)on the very moment i on the television in the resting room. . it boomed
2)i was asked to redo a table setting when it's already done
3)my mdm took out everything and did it all over again
4)i booked out later than usual
5)i need to meet ian to pass him his overseas stuff. . .which is seriously non of my asscracking numbfuck buisness
6)i fucking waited and yes oh my mousylovinggayfags i counted 6 FUCKING 87 buses i have missed

1st bus - Thesuaydog: nevermind since it's rush hour i understand
2nd bus - Thesuaydog: Its my usual suayness acting up. . .it's an old sickness nvm
3rd bus - Thesuaydog: Zomfg . . . this is starting to get weird
1st taxi - Thesuaydog: ok. . . .lets try taxi. . .oh wait 87. . .faster run back
4th bus - Thesuaydog: fuck nuts. . .Y CAN't ALL U FAT ASSES SIT ON SOME OTHER FUCKING BUSES and i ran back to the bus stop MUTHAFUCKINGPIKACHURAPINGNUMBNUTS!!
2nd taxi - Thesuaydog : oh wait.. . .i green light taxi. . .run doggy run.. . . [Fat-Auntie]sighted. . .[Fat-Auntie] uses plastic bag to flag taxi. . . {[Taxi]} SUPER-EFFECTIVE. . . [Fat-Auntie] Uses the oily hand to open door. . . {[Taxi]} captured
5th bus - Thesuaydog:FOR ONE FUCKING TIME I WANNA STICK TO THE GLASS PANEL OF THE FUCKING BUS I DON'T CARE!!!
6th bus - Thesuaydog:SDOAEPGHAEO:GHEOSPgheASOPGhaWGHEPGIOEHFJ proceeded to go into a fit of fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck look krauser i did 12 fucks in 1 second!!! becos i was so pissed

AT Last i took 51 to hougang to take 87 because that way more of the fat asses got down the bus WTF WORST WAY TO SPEND MONEY HOMIEs!

Book out 5+ reach home 8pm WOW THIS IS SO FRUITFUL ZOMFGINGKISSYSMALLIMPSONMYNIPPLES!

Things changed People Changed. . .i still HATE

Life is so dull nowadays i do not have anything to look forward to..is this the sign of ageing??
i live just to see tommorow. . .hope something can stir and cheer me up again. . .i feel so gray . . .

WOW SEACC..being pwned...

Hi guys/girl/beasts/stupid ass clown lookalike ahbengs and ah lians/paedophiles watching kindergarden students.

i am gonna make this an important post to myself for my WOWtcg usage...

First...never play caster when you can't play caster well...
Second...never look at the Suntec convention hall poster girls when you are playing
Third...although the redbull girl is nice you do not need to drink 4 cans from her and actually drink it. . . ..=S
Fourth...whenever sitting behind a fat fuck...just take a flamethrower to incinerate him...because he can potentially suffocate you to oblivion...

i started my tournament day half drunk/half awake...thx ben10 for making me bring him home after drinking !mOnkeyboozodrinkwhatyoucanandnotwhatwewantyouto!...

but i was immediately awake when i saw some freaky guy in a Ichigo costume ZOMFG...cosplay again...please fuck off...we are trying to concentrate here....
whats the use of organizing a READ THIS WELL !!WORLD CYBER GAMES!!with hordes of ronald mcdonald wannabes running around infront of you...what is the point in this oh high lord GODBELLY shine us with your mortal-strikes and end the wannabe's pathetic attempt to poison our society...

okok back to the real deal...
1st match ZOMFG EDWARD'S indonesian friend....

ok pwnage by a paladin is a sad case...but i lost it becos i forgot that the bringer cannot be activated at opponent's turn...my fault =D

2nd match i think i fought a shammy ringleader kuma...

it was an ok match...but he played pretty well for a newbie if is what he said he was...but not killing my brok is a funny thing haha

3rd match against a paladin...the new 7cost flip pally lol

he was clearly waiting to do something...but that something did not come out...
and his last quote was good...i thought your firemage plays firepower lol...

4th match against a Noel/Vincent friend's pally

one sentence shall suffice...lortherma theron+instructor Anteol+Aleyah Dawnborn

i was owned...

5th match....MR bernie

i decked out...nuff said lol...

6th against a expensive mage deck...

that kid was kinda cute and funny but i think he lacks practice...more practice so your cards will have more worth...

7th ICE ICE BABY =D

this malaysian guy "i'm guessing" is playing my favourite epic...millhouse manastorm...hehe...he actually completed the payment shit lol..he but he made a bad play by summoning lots of ally on turn 8...btw turn 8 is also called bringer of death turn lol....nuff said lol...

result 4/3 got a 44 placing or sumthing...well it's not as bad as nats...but i got a leeroy from pack lol...do i dun care haha...see ya next time boys and hopefully girls lol....