WOW SEACC..being pwned...

Hi guys/girl/beasts/stupid ass clown lookalike ahbengs and ah lians/paedophiles watching kindergarden students.

i am gonna make this an important post to myself for my WOWtcg usage...

First...never play caster when you can't play caster well...
Second...never look at the Suntec convention hall poster girls when you are playing
Third...although the redbull girl is nice you do not need to drink 4 cans from her and actually drink it. . . ..=S
Fourth...whenever sitting behind a fat fuck...just take a flamethrower to incinerate him...because he can potentially suffocate you to oblivion...

i started my tournament day half drunk/half awake...thx ben10 for making me bring him home after drinking !mOnkeyboozodrinkwhatyoucanandnotwhatwewantyouto!...

but i was immediately awake when i saw some freaky guy in a Ichigo costume ZOMFG...cosplay again...please fuck off...we are trying to concentrate here....
whats the use of organizing a READ THIS WELL !!WORLD CYBER GAMES!!with hordes of ronald mcdonald wannabes running around infront of you...what is the point in this oh high lord GODBELLY shine us with your mortal-strikes and end the wannabe's pathetic attempt to poison our society...

okok back to the real deal...
1st match ZOMFG EDWARD'S indonesian friend....

ok pwnage by a paladin is a sad case...but i lost it becos i forgot that the bringer cannot be activated at opponent's turn...my fault =D

2nd match i think i fought a shammy ringleader kuma...

it was an ok match...but he played pretty well for a newbie if is what he said he was...but not killing my brok is a funny thing haha

3rd match against a paladin...the new 7cost flip pally lol

he was clearly waiting to do something...but that something did not come out...
and his last quote was good...i thought your firemage plays firepower lol...

4th match against a Noel/Vincent friend's pally

one sentence shall suffice...lortherma theron+instructor Anteol+Aleyah Dawnborn

i was owned...

5th match....MR bernie

i decked out...nuff said lol...

6th against a expensive mage deck...

that kid was kinda cute and funny but i think he lacks practice...more practice so your cards will have more worth...

7th ICE ICE BABY =D

this malaysian guy "i'm guessing" is playing my favourite epic...millhouse manastorm...hehe...he actually completed the payment shit lol..he but he made a bad play by summoning lots of ally on turn 8...btw turn 8 is also called bringer of death turn lol....nuff said lol...

result 4/3 got a 44 placing or sumthing...well it's not as bad as nats...but i got a leeroy from pack lol...do i dun care haha...see ya next time boys and hopefully girls lol....

If shit happens...I will have become the multimillion shit load billionair is shit currency =D thats quite alot of shit!

Well...i am going to dust of lots of shit from my blog...since i haven updated like in centuries...i will now...Ok what happened since last post...I was a shitass recruit...now i am a shitass private...a shitass army boy in a shitass life...

went to sembawang camp...went to yishun camp...went to pasir ris camp den now go back to yishun camp again...
Time flies when you are enjoying...Time Crawls when you are in a Shitass Situation...

well for me .... i was having a mediocre fun lvl a sembawang...(mainly the arcade machines =D 20cents.. . . . . .)

a shitass boring era at yishun...(nothing fun there..=<)

A kickass playtime at pasir-ris.. . .. . . (Techno wrapping anyone?? =D)

and now i am posted back again...haiz...i really miss the fun times...and the guys at pasir ris..and the times i can look at the recruits there...lol...they are just like me when i was in tekong...(okok i am not that fit...but....we still have matching glasses and stylo hairstyles =D back then...)

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OkaYZZZZZZZZZZZ...enough of the stupid ass crack army life...now WOWTCG continentals are coming...same old me like nationals...Stucked with a deck not knowing how to pilot...haiz...saturday at suntec...all hell break loose...at least for me la...=< life full of shit...and i am paying to be in sucha shit situation...for the fun of it...i will report what happens on saturday...and if by a teeeennnny weeennny chance i can go to top 16 =D...i will post again on sunday.... =D

and last but not least...HAPPY NATIONAL DAY(U MAKE ME SIT CAB TO GLOUCHESTER CAMP...)

They say that in the army the food are very nice...u ask for curry chicken they give u chao ta rice

2 weeks of "adjustment period" has just passed...i am back at Mainland!!! WOOOOOOOTZAAAAA...smell of freedom...smell of free walking people without stinking green camo shirt...free from greeting every one higher rank than u on the road...

in this 2 weeks i have met assholes,losers,slackers,shitheads and many other special people at tekong... now i understand y people always say that the true colour always shows at tekong...becos u have to take care of urself and so the special group call "whiners" has been borned...this group of shitload brainheads are so selfish and useless....they practically wants everyone to take care of them...haiz...no choice PES K wat.... PES K is biggest le...

























p.s K = KENG

goin to army...

...I AM GOING TO ARMY!!!!....welll....pretty much yes...to tekong...will not have furthur updates... for next 2 weeks...well who cares

STOP COMPLAINING...STOP GETTING ANGRY!!! YOUR NOT THOMAS!!!

AAAAAAWWWAWARRRRRRGGGGGHHHZZzZZZzZZz.....
ok this is a good start...cutting things to the shortest...i was fined by the traffic police today for jaywalking...well that rox...20 buckz gone to NKF or sumthing....i missed the stupid alvin and chipmunk show twice...ate kfc twice and squeeze at the mrt twice with those aunties...bahzz...y i can't get squeezed with girls...[not young girls as in kindergarden or primary skools u overly handjobed padophiles....]

well my mood rox rite...but one thing to be happy tomolo marks my last day at parkhotel cityhall...i can finally go play le!!! WEEEeEEEeEeEE

Lonely Lonely Christmas

Bahz...so long since i posted...nothing much happened...really....except intense drafting...a few drinking sessions...and alot of work....most of my life " till now " i have nothing much of an enjoyment period i duno y...my skool friends talk about car...to me car is just a vehicle...my card friends well...they talk about cards...ya...it's an hobby.....and my work friends...the talk about opposite sex...which literally...is quite annoying...[picture this]using all my strenght and focus to fry teppanyaki...all my chef can tell me is...hey...look at the green shirt one...nice ass har...den all i can do is nod nod...cheksizubinkle...i duno y...i feel exceptionally out of the female topic....i am not gay...but...it's really boring to keep looking at a single person..focusing on that person....juz to see the body....comeon....

well this christmas...kinda ya...sucks to be thomas period again...becos all i can do is work...i work both morning shift at eve and the day itself yes it's today...so cannot go out...aiya even if i sucessfully go out...i have to bring my companion along...check out her name...!!FLU!!!...i was knocked down by her a few days ago...all sickly and inmovable...and i still have to go to work with her inside my body...kaaaapischz....but kindly only one single soul asked me to go drink which is ivan...=D ZUI YING XIONG!!!! the meaning actually is...the drunkard hero...it's a hokkien song i heard from the pub haha....freaking funny lol....taiwan people are nutheads...lol

well....hope u eat more garlic and onion and start killing people with a mistletoe...(yea...i kinda became like grinch....MEAhz MEAZHzz....christmas? for wat...i have no religion!!)

NAts...NAtSS...

For every player i noe...singapore WOW tcg nats...is the time where people really get pumped with adranaline to do some glory to themselves...
but for me...there is only one word...TIRED....for altmost the whole week...i was at khatib training,Bukit batok training,Somerset midpoint training....and most of it...was after work...which was...hellish...

but i had a deck in mind...Gorebelly...actually is the combo built...but as everyone noe that i am suay...drawing the combo is like infinite hardness....so we last min go build a AZARAK deck...which was...quite powerful and smooth i suppose...until i meet mark liew... and yes... jeff....ARrRR SOH JUN YUAN!!!! aRRHrhGhhzGHZgzzzZ okok nvm it's infinite gayness...but it's ok...i met new people...socialize around...(keyword : SOCIALIZE) i dun socialize....lol...but i see people looking so tensed...so i would like to see them relax...so i play like an ass....especially the match with kuang kai...lol...i KINDLY propose to attack....i KINDLY deal 11 damage lol...KINDLY...see with a little tact...that doesn't hurt so much lol....

well since it's over for now...we will start on a new journey my fellow Friends....March of the Legion will be the beginning of much more gayness for the days ahead....LOK'NAROUG...FOR THE HORDE!!!!

Ok...i seriously need to rest...and Btw...SCREW U HELLGATE LONDON....WAITGATE PATCHDON....