STOP COMPLAINING...STOP GETTING ANGRY!!! YOUR NOT THOMAS!!!

AAAAAAWWWAWARRRRRRGGGGGHHHZZzZZZzZZz.....
ok this is a good start...cutting things to the shortest...i was fined by the traffic police today for jaywalking...well that rox...20 buckz gone to NKF or sumthing....i missed the stupid alvin and chipmunk show twice...ate kfc twice and squeeze at the mrt twice with those aunties...bahzz...y i can't get squeezed with girls...[not young girls as in kindergarden or primary skools u overly handjobed padophiles....]

well my mood rox rite...but one thing to be happy tomolo marks my last day at parkhotel cityhall...i can finally go play le!!! WEEEeEEEeEeEE

Lonely Lonely Christmas

Bahz...so long since i posted...nothing much happened...really....except intense drafting...a few drinking sessions...and alot of work....most of my life " till now " i have nothing much of an enjoyment period i duno y...my skool friends talk about car...to me car is just a vehicle...my card friends well...they talk about cards...ya...it's an hobby.....and my work friends...the talk about opposite sex...which literally...is quite annoying...[picture this]using all my strenght and focus to fry teppanyaki...all my chef can tell me is...hey...look at the green shirt one...nice ass har...den all i can do is nod nod...cheksizubinkle...i duno y...i feel exceptionally out of the female topic....i am not gay...but...it's really boring to keep looking at a single person..focusing on that person....juz to see the body....comeon....

well this christmas...kinda ya...sucks to be thomas period again...becos all i can do is work...i work both morning shift at eve and the day itself yes it's today...so cannot go out...aiya even if i sucessfully go out...i have to bring my companion along...check out her name...!!FLU!!!...i was knocked down by her a few days ago...all sickly and inmovable...and i still have to go to work with her inside my body...kaaaapischz....but kindly only one single soul asked me to go drink which is ivan...=D ZUI YING XIONG!!!! the meaning actually is...the drunkard hero...it's a hokkien song i heard from the pub haha....freaking funny lol....taiwan people are nutheads...lol

well....hope u eat more garlic and onion and start killing people with a mistletoe...(yea...i kinda became like grinch....MEAhz MEAZHzz....christmas? for wat...i have no religion!!)

NAts...NAtSS...

For every player i noe...singapore WOW tcg nats...is the time where people really get pumped with adranaline to do some glory to themselves...
but for me...there is only one word...TIRED....for altmost the whole week...i was at khatib training,Bukit batok training,Somerset midpoint training....and most of it...was after work...which was...hellish...

but i had a deck in mind...Gorebelly...actually is the combo built...but as everyone noe that i am suay...drawing the combo is like infinite hardness....so we last min go build a AZARAK deck...which was...quite powerful and smooth i suppose...until i meet mark liew... and yes... jeff....ARrRR SOH JUN YUAN!!!! aRRHrhGhhzGHZgzzzZ okok nvm it's infinite gayness...but it's ok...i met new people...socialize around...(keyword : SOCIALIZE) i dun socialize....lol...but i see people looking so tensed...so i would like to see them relax...so i play like an ass....especially the match with kuang kai...lol...i KINDLY propose to attack....i KINDLY deal 11 damage lol...KINDLY...see with a little tact...that doesn't hurt so much lol....

well since it's over for now...we will start on a new journey my fellow Friends....March of the Legion will be the beginning of much more gayness for the days ahead....LOK'NAROUG...FOR THE HORDE!!!!

Ok...i seriously need to rest...and Btw...SCREW U HELLGATE LONDON....WAITGATE PATCHDON....

安静

This incident happened 2 weeks ago...at a small pub at boat quay...i have heard the most painful song in my life...安静 by jay...IN SINGLISH...so is like a few chinese words..one english word...damn...the 2 waitresses is still happily singing it...menacing i must say...=<

安静-Truly English ver.... okok done by Dog..

With the piano slowly playing away
The cello slept away without sound it seems so old

I've guessed you've tried to showed your understanding
But from deep inside i know you have shown no regrets

You said you were hurt by this i don't believe
The times we spend seems so far away
If he really cared so much more than i do
Then i have no choice to but to let go

It seems so hard to speak up i've never want to give up
And why you want me to leave with a smile
Such talent is what i don't have please hope you understand them
Don't worry bout me too much i will live through this alone
You've took your flight far enough and i will start walking now
But why would my thought still lingered of you
It seems so childish of me i should not have spoken too much
The choice of letting you go it's cause love to too much

When we are small...other people's birds were tall...now we are tall people look at our cough cough cough

Hmmm...interesting title rite??
yea...woke up at 7 am...again...when i don't work i wake up early...i work...i wake even earlier...come on...is the Sandman counting my clock right....y am i always so eager to wake up.(maybe i am destined to be a master TAI CHI master...i tink i hear my calling from the uncle at the community centre..maybe...i am the chosen one...=D)
BLeezhzhzh okok i was on WOW again...riding my bloodelf palad around shatterah...suddenly i whisper is heard...a certain word....drifted from the winds...LLLLLLLL FFFFFFF GgggGGGgg...it was altmost exciting to hear that...becos frankly i haven go to raid b4...i was too bz questing...so i accepted...my group was ok....1 druid 3 warrior 1 palad(which is me =D ) we were fighting selekz...(stupid birds...i will see u again in KFC) we were having fun...until one warrior died and called me to REZ....REZ please my holy palad...the thought hit me like a water from the mcdonald at khatib(ZOMFG...It's like someguy cum from the hose...it's all spraying like crazzzzyyy man...i have my whole pants wet becos of this [NO PUNS INTENDED U STUPID PERVERTED JAPANESE TEA DRINK ]) okok back to the topic...i forgot to learn REDEMPTION ( so ...no resurrection lol ) haha...and they practically danced around me scolding words which are not known to me...haha but is fun to be like this...and soon after a new palad ( with redemption ) came in to rez....wow...the best part is coming....WE ARE ALL D/C hahahahahahahahaha....screw that...i went to cook lunch for my bro and mom....and continued my WARCRAFT story book....wow....amazed by Grom Hellscream....his like so SEXAY.....extremely sexay....

drinking = play life?

After so long i finally come to a conclusion that singaporean teenagers(like me which is i tink in that catergory) have tendencies to play life when go drink...y is tat? to show that your a man? to show to the opposite sex tat u rox? or just to find ways to make new friends?

few hrs ago i was with my friends at boat quay...we order one martell juz to relax...but one of them went around other tables to talk and drink / drink with waitress / when play pool lose drink / people win u drink / latecomers come u also drink with them / play poker cards lose u drink / before sing song u drink after sing song u drink / people say wanna go off u drink / people wanna keep the martell for next time u dun wan so u drink....

den...that makes u alchohol tank...which non of us wants you to be....we just wanna sit down talk / sing and dun think about much...we did not say ur a sissy but y are u doing this to urself...ok if u wanna die den i bo bian...then the poor waitress has to follow your insane ways...waitress are not wonder woman or wat...they are just girls...a little respect won't hurt rite? u want them to join the vomit zombie ah lians at the streets mehz...bleahx...girls that can't control themselves are no point helping but for the waitress is part of their job...



P.S girls that vomit after drinking - 1000000 point at SUAYDOG DOGHOUSE = instant hated...i'm not being a sexist...but 98 percent of rapist are male that makes u vulnerable...and after being harrassed who's fault is it? the male who can't control or the female that can't control first?...

Today i have come to realise that singaporean aunties are the most powerful equipment to war...juz throw them into the enemies food storage and see them ta pow and eat all they can...zomfg...is like a plague a virus a epidemic....

GO FORTH MY OLD ONES...SHOW THEM...NO FOOD IS SPARED...IF IT'S SPARED...JUST REMEMBER TO TA POW!!!

And we shuld give singaporean gamers a nobel prize...since they can really create lingo in games....in a single match of anytype of game ( CS,DOTA,GETAMPED,AUDITON)
we can hear words get created as if by magic...

now to our game lingo class ( to everyone who don't play game...and lives in a jungle of zimbawe and sleep with lions and see stars move...and likes swinging in and out thru the tree canopy )

todae we start at a game that i came to interest lately...it's like powerstone from arcade(or stupid people like me who go buy dreamcast..yes it's on dreamcast too)GETAMPED...wow...where can we find groups of ah bengs and lians to sit down and have a great fight without the cursing and live happily after...well certainly not in this game...GUYS AND GIRLS...THIS IS A CUTE GRAPHIC GAMES FOR SMALL KIDS,PAEDOPHILES(SMALL KID LOVING ADULTS/PARENTS NOT INCLUDED) AND VERY BORED SINGLE MALE WHO DON'T LIKE SMALL KID MUCH BUT LIKES VIOLENCE ALOT...AND MAYBE AH LIANS WHEN THEY RAN OUT OF MONEY TO BUY THEIR ADIDAS,GUCCI,DOLCE GABANNA BANANA AND START TO SPEND MONEY ON THE GAME BY USING REAL MONEY TO BUY GAME MONEY HAHA LAUGHABLE)
so stop the swearing and make it a save haven for kids...but noooo u have to swear scold and kick everyone that u think that is staring u at the coffee shop or at teh lan shop becos they look very xia lan and need u to show ur justice punch on them...

GETAMPED...
NOOB RUNNER - running like a noob around a character...erm...
(A noob runner??? i run and i am noob den go tell the gaming company to disable to move...den we just wait till time up to see how long we can hit each other from another side...duhzz...)

KICKER/SPAMER/JUMPER/GAYER - wtfish...anyway...when u get scold by tat...ur like winning using the same move...which is like no wrong since the game only has..kick,punch,block,jump. erm...like if ur playin kof and have alot of button mashing moves den bo bian...but WTF...it's like jus a 3 button game...i dun kick i punch....so next time a fair player will keep pressing 3 diff button everytime like people playing the dj game at the arcade issit haha....

MONKEYING - YA...it's a potion to make u become a monkey with extra damage...or when u have a tail u can drink other potions to be monkey too... if u kill people with it...they start saying ur a noob by using monkey...ohhhkay....so...i rather piss myself in the head when i kill u with monkey...becos u will scold my mom my dad my little pet fairy name tinkywinkylovesdick(NOBODY SHALL TEASE MY TINKYWINKYLOVESDICK!!!)....

ok up to this point...enuff ranting....next time shall carry on....YEEE HAAA(just like jay chou song...) I AM A COWBOY THAT DRINKS MILK BECOS BEER HURTS MY BODY....