The Suay-Dog Diary

SEACC Qualifier

2009-07-06T08:13:00.000-07:00

Yo. . .COWFAGS AND PLASTICBAGEATINGFATASSES it's been a long time since i updated the blog as there is nth much to write about except lame driving lessons and usual army work. . .but now. . .there is SEACC QUALIFIER AKA (98% of known SG WOWTCG PLAYERS qualified event)
Lots of funny things happened that day. . . .Like how my BlackIce lamed a spell suppression on akama's promise. . .Drew XAVAR WHEN I AM IN DEEP SHIT. . .How barry scared of losing his way after he went to toilet alone =D how barry robot dance in the middle of plaza singapura. . .like how barr..WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE why is barry so over exposed. . .but if i can recall. . .he did all the stupid things that I will not do in public and did it with pride. . .SOISHALLGIVEYOUTHEFUCKINGMEDALFORBEINGTHELAMEST
SHITEVERMADEFORTHISWHOLEFUCKINGUNIVERSEWITHCHICKENWINGSANDSAUSAGESUPYOUASS

anyways made it with vincent's deck to top 4. . .vincent is so over sexposed in top 4. . .both of his deck went up. . .

Hi. . .I HAVE MORE WORK BECAUSE I'M BETTER?

2009-06-19T04:04:00.001-07:00

I seriously do not understand this shit. . .first thing when i go to camp i can hear my name. . .THOMMMAAASSSSSSSSS COMMMME ANDDD HELLLP MEEEE....i am a nerd and there are reason"s" y i want to go to camp at 7.30. . .but going early doesn't mean i have to work 30 mins more than anybody else for the rest of my army life. . .+.+ when my unit called me back for some urgent meeting. . .there it was again THOOOOMAAASSSSS UUUU STTTAYYY BACCKKKKKK TOOOO HELLLP MEEEE. . .at last. . .i stayed "alone" and the other 3 went back. . . and i ask my officer what the FUCKING REASON you make me stay. . .OHHHHHHH BECCCAUUUSEE I BEEEELIEVEEE IN YOU!!!!! YOUUUU CANNN HELLPPP MEEE. . . .WTff....y am i typing in a draggy manner?? because my officer likes to draggggggggg hiiiissss SPEEEEECCHHHHH wHHHICCCh makes my fuckinguncleplusauntieinchinatowncinemahotbuttsekzofownage BRAAINNN SOOOO SLOOOW. . .
Apparantly army time is slowwwerrrrr lol....

IF i SLAP YOU TWICE. . .IT'S GONNA BE TWICE AS NICE

2009-04-27T05:46:00.001-07:00

Life is bad nowadays. . .Financially it's bad. . .physically it's kinda bad too . . .
Gamingcally it's REALLY BAD. . .

Firstly. . .i am really bored but i have lots of things to do. . .it's like eating a MCDONKEY double cheeseburger and still feel hungry . . .

Secondly I have a feeling that i will be thrown around camps again and the reason they give me is BECAUSE I HAVE DIPLOMA====(HELLO. . .CULINARY SKILLS) . . .

Thirdly . . .I am so bored and angsty . . .i am going to build my Restaurant in Restaurant city full of toilet bowl

Fourthly . . . I DO NOT HAVE ENUFF MONEY FOR DRIVING LESSONS. . .

Fifthly . . . BEhNaRd. . .I NEED CASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

SIXTHLY . . . (AS REQUESTED BY DENNIS THE SWINE FLU) I AM FORCED TO FOLLOW HIM TO DRINK. . .his like. . .ok i am the bus to your house now. . .ok. . .for wat. . .to drink ZOMFGSUPERSATAYBBQ. . .

Hi my old friend can I lend money from you?

2009-04-11T08:26:00.000-07:00

ok first and foremost FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
What the fuck is wrong with people nowadays. . .everyone is pleading me to lend money. . .this is so muthafucking wrong . . . .1 day ahead from pay day already 3 people ask me. . .after pay day 3 more. . . in the morning 1 more and later at night 1 more. . .wtf is wrong with you all. . . .i am really pissed off. . .EVERYONE SAYS THE SAME THING. . . FAMILY GO HOSPITAL,I AM THE LAST RESORT,I REALLY HOPE YOU CAN HELP ME.well i tell you what. . .y don't u assholes go read more books and find better lines to borrow money because this is really getting boring. . .it's like watching monkey fuck the wall 8 times...yes. . .8 times. . .WTf. . .IF YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALWAYS GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. . .CAN YOU FUCKING SAVE SOME MOTHER FUCKING PAY FROM YOUR MOTHER FUCKING POSB ACCOUNT?WTF IT'S SERIOUSLY NON PROFITABLE AND NON OF MY MONKEY MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY BUSINESS TO FUCKING HELP YOUR FUCKING FRIEND WHICH I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY EXIST ANOT . .

NO MONEY STILL DARE TO FUCKING GO OUT. . .YOU NABEICHEESPIEWITHCHERRYONTOP YOU BETTER DON't LET ME SEE YOU TAKE CAB. . .I WILL FUCKING BREAK YOU HAND AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS AND MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE SOME KID WHO DROPPED HIS ICECREAM!

HEY YO NUTCRACKS. . . THIS IS HOW I FEEL NOW WOOOOT

2008-12-19T09:28:00.000-08:00

Ok. . . i was quite high these few days as i am on leave. . .(Army dun let me keep leave for 2 years haha. . . .If not i will blow them with all the leave i have like. . .not in a erotic way u childvertos {child-perverts} )
Everymorning .. . ok fine afternoon.. . ok a few little mins before afternoon i wake up. . . play FIfa ONline 2 {WOOO. .. .die u muthafucking man with shot legs and ugly faces i will pwn my balls on your face {soccer balls. . .not that ball} ) = Combat Arms ( wooo.. . . die u mutha fucking man with ugly army shirts and face. . . i will pwn you with my gun on your face (Rifle gun. . . .not that gun } and eat and sleep and watch tv for so many fucking days 16 dec - 29 dec =D ownzZzZzzz 7 / 1/2 day of leave + christmas yo.. . . haah

i recently started wow minis. .. . ok bad choice for unlucky people like me. . .as the whole game revolves around dice rolling haha =D

ok 1 2 3 is miss 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 is hit

throw 6 dice to deal damage

3 2 3 2 3 3 9

wow i deal 1 damage and the opponent have 4 armor wooooooot

haha but anyways if anyone wanna try it out let me noe. . .kk =D fun game for any gender and sex and human and brain size and dick size and breast size. . . .i tink you understand what i mean lol. . . .

=D super high lo haha ZOMFGEATTHESTUPIDKICKFROMBRUCELEEMASTERIPMANBECAUSEHEWILLPWNYOUWITHHISDICK

say this sentence 20 times. . . the nearest fat ugly muthafuckingtreehuggingspectacleeating bitch will kiss you at 5 am tomolo. . .haha

Suayest day of my army life

2008-12-11T07:05:00.001-08:00

Ok. . .this is too much. . .even for this WTFISWRONGWITHMYBBQSAUSAGEZOMFG Suaydog. .
1)on the very moment i on the television in the resting room. . it boomed
2)i was asked to redo a table setting when it's already done
3)my mdm took out everything and did it all over again
4)i booked out later than usual
5)i need to meet ian to pass him his overseas stuff. . .which is seriously non of my asscracking numbfuck buisness
6)i fucking waited and yes oh my mousylovinggayfags i counted 6 FUCKING 87 buses i have missed

1st bus - Thesuaydog: nevermind since it's rush hour i understand
2nd bus - Thesuaydog: Its my usual suayness acting up. . .it's an old sickness nvm
3rd bus - Thesuaydog: Zomfg . . . this is starting to get weird
1st taxi - Thesuaydog: ok. . . .lets try taxi. . .oh wait 87. . .faster run back
4th bus - Thesuaydog: fuck nuts. . .Y CAN't ALL U FAT ASSES SIT ON SOME OTHER FUCKING BUSES and i ran back to the bus stop MUTHAFUCKINGPIKACHURAPINGNUMBNUTS!!
2nd taxi - Thesuaydog : oh wait.. . .i green light taxi. . .run doggy run.. . . [Fat-Auntie]sighted. . .[Fat-Auntie] uses plastic bag to flag taxi. . . {[Taxi]} SUPER-EFFECTIVE. . . [Fat-Auntie] Uses the oily hand to open door. . . {[Taxi]} captured
5th bus - Thesuaydog:FOR ONE FUCKING TIME I WANNA STICK TO THE GLASS PANEL OF THE FUCKING BUS I DON'T CARE!!!
6th bus - Thesuaydog:SDOAEPGHAEO:GHEOSPgheASOPGhaWGHEPGIOEHFJ proceeded to go into a fit of fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck look krauser i did 12 fucks in 1 second!!! becos i was so pissed

AT Last i took 51 to hougang to take 87 because that way more of the fat asses got down the bus WTF WORST WAY TO SPEND MONEY HOMIEs!

Book out 5+ reach home 8pm WOW THIS IS SO FRUITFUL ZOMFGINGKISSYSMALLIMPSONMYNIPPLES!

Things changed People Changed. . .i still HATE

2008-11-05T02:27:00.000-08:00

Life is so dull nowadays i do not have anything to look forward to..is this the sign of ageing??
i live just to see tommorow. . .hope something can stir and cheer me up again. . .i feel so gray . . .

WOW SEACC..being pwned...

2008-08-15T06:41:00.001-07:00

Hi guys/girl/beasts/stupid ass clown lookalike ahbengs and ah lians/paedophiles watching kindergarden students.

i am gonna make this an important post to myself for my WOWtcg usage...

First...never play caster when you can't play caster well...
Second...never look at the Suntec convention hall poster girls when you are playing
Third...although the redbull girl is nice you do not need to drink 4 cans from her and actually drink it. . . ..=S
Fourth...whenever sitting behind a fat fuck...just take a flamethrower to incinerate him...because he can potentially suffocate you to oblivion...

i started my tournament day half drunk/half awake...thx ben10 for making me bring him home after drinking !mOnkeyboozodrinkwhatyoucanandnotwhatwewantyouto!...

but i was immediately awake when i saw some freaky guy in a Ichigo costume ZOMFG...cosplay again...please fuck off...we are trying to concentrate here....
whats the use of organizing a READ THIS WELL !!WORLD CYBER GAMES!!with hordes of ronald mcdonald wannabes running around infront of you...what is the point in this oh high lord GODBELLY shine us with your mortal-strikes and end the wannabe's pathetic attempt to poison our society...

okok back to the real deal...
1st match ZOMFG EDWARD'S indonesian friend....

ok pwnage by a paladin is a sad case...but i lost it becos i forgot that the bringer cannot be activated at opponent's turn...my fault =D

2nd match i think i fought a shammy ringleader kuma...

it was an ok match...but he played pretty well for a newbie if is what he said he was...but not killing my brok is a funny thing haha

3rd match against a paladin...the new 7cost flip pally lol

he was clearly waiting to do something...but that something did not come out...
and his last quote was good...i thought your firemage plays firepower lol...

4th match against a Noel/Vincent friend's pally

one sentence shall suffice...lortherma theron+instructor Anteol+Aleyah Dawnborn

i was owned...

5th match....MR bernie

i decked out...nuff said lol...

6th against a expensive mage deck...

that kid was kinda cute and funny but i think he lacks practice...more practice so your cards will have more worth...

7th ICE ICE BABY =D

this malaysian guy "i'm guessing" is playing my favourite epic...millhouse manastorm...hehe...he actually completed the payment shit lol..he but he made a bad play by summoning lots of ally on turn 8...btw turn 8 is also called bringer of death turn lol....nuff said lol...

result 4/3 got a 44 placing or sumthing...well it's not as bad as nats...but i got a leeroy from pack lol...do i dun care haha...see ya next time boys and hopefully girls lol....

If shit happens...I will have become the multimillion shit load billionair is shit currency =D thats quite alot of shit!

2008-08-07T06:44:00.000-07:00

Well...i am going to dust of lots of shit from my blog...since i haven updated like in centuries...i will now...Ok what happened since last post...I was a shitass recruit...now i am a shitass private...a shitass army boy in a shitass life...

went to sembawang camp...went to yishun camp...went to pasir ris camp den now go back to yishun camp again...
Time flies when you are enjoying...Time Crawls when you are in a Shitass Situation...

well for me .... i was having a mediocre fun lvl a sembawang...(mainly the arcade machines =D 20cents.. . . . . .)

a shitass boring era at yishun...(nothing fun there..=<)

A kickass playtime at pasir-ris.. . .. . . (Techno wrapping anyone?? =D)

and now i am posted back again...haiz...i really miss the fun times...and the guys at pasir ris..and the times i can look at the recruits there...lol...they are just like me when i was in tekong...(okok i am not that fit...but....we still have matching glasses and stylo hairstyles =D back then...)

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OkaYZZZZZZZZZZZ...enough of the stupid ass crack army life...now WOWTCG continentals are coming...same old me like nationals...Stucked with a deck not knowing how to pilot...haiz...saturday at suntec...all hell break loose...at least for me la...=< life full of shit...and i am paying to be in sucha shit situation...for the fun of it...i will report what happens on saturday...and if by a teeeennnny weeennny chance i can go to top 16 =D...i will post again on sunday.... =D

and last but not least...HAPPY NATIONAL DAY(U MAKE ME SIT CAB TO GLOUCHESTER CAMP...)

They say that in the army the food are very nice...u ask for curry chicken they give u chao ta rice

2008-02-05T23:20:00.001-08:00

2 weeks of "adjustment period" has just passed...i am back at Mainland!!! WOOOOOOOTZAAAAA...smell of freedom...smell of free walking people without stinking green camo shirt...free from greeting every one higher rank than u on the road...

in this 2 weeks i have met assholes,losers,slackers,shitheads and many other special people at tekong... now i understand y people always say that the true colour always shows at tekong...becos u have to take care of urself and so the special group call "whiners" has been borned...this group of shitload brainheads are so selfish and useless....they practically wants everyone to take care of them...haiz...no choice PES K wat.... PES K is biggest le...

p.s K = KENG

goin to army...

2008-01-24T06:53:00.003-08:00

...I AM GOING TO ARMY!!!!....welll....pretty much yes...to tekong...will not have furthur updates... for next 2 weeks...well who cares

STOP COMPLAINING...STOP GETTING ANGRY!!! YOUR NOT THOMAS!!!

2007-12-30T06:07:00.000-08:00

AAAAAAWWWAWARRRRRRGGGGGHHHZZzZZZzZZz.....
ok this is a good start...cutting things to the shortest...i was fined by the traffic police today for jaywalking...well that rox...20 buckz gone to NKF or sumthing....i missed the stupid alvin and chipmunk show twice...ate kfc twice and squeeze at the mrt twice with those aunties...bahzz...y i can't get squeezed with girls...[not young girls as in kindergarden or primary skools u overly handjobed padophiles....]

well my mood rox rite...but one thing to be happy tomolo marks my last day at parkhotel cityhall...i can finally go play le!!! WEEEeEEEeEeEE

Lonely Lonely Christmas

2007-12-25T04:51:00.001-08:00

Bahz...so long since i posted...nothing much happened...really....except intense drafting...a few drinking sessions...and alot of work....most of my life " till now " i have nothing much of an enjoyment period i duno y...my skool friends talk about car...to me car is just a vehicle...my card friends well...they talk about cards...ya...it's an hobby.....and my work friends...the talk about opposite sex...which literally...is quite annoying...[picture this]using all my strenght and focus to fry teppanyaki...all my chef can tell me is...hey...look at the green shirt one...nice ass har...den all i can do is nod nod...cheksizubinkle...i duno y...i feel exceptionally out of the female topic....i am not gay...but...it's really boring to keep looking at a single person..focusing on that person....juz to see the body....comeon....

well this christmas...kinda ya...sucks to be thomas period again...becos all i can do is work...i work both morning shift at eve and the day itself yes it's today...so cannot go out...aiya even if i sucessfully go out...i have to bring my companion along...check out her name...!!FLU!!!...i was knocked down by her a few days ago...all sickly and inmovable...and i still have to go to work with her inside my body...kaaaapischz....but kindly only one single soul asked me to go drink which is ivan...=D ZUI YING XIONG!!!! the meaning actually is...the drunkard hero...it's a hokkien song i heard from the pub haha....freaking funny lol....taiwan people are nutheads...lol

well....hope u eat more garlic and onion and start killing people with a mistletoe...(yea...i kinda became like grinch....MEAhz MEAZHzz....christmas? for wat...i have no religion!!)

NAts...NAtSS...

2007-11-19T08:27:00.000-08:00

For every player i noe...singapore WOW tcg nats...is the time where people really get pumped with adranaline to do some glory to themselves...
but for me...there is only one word...TIRED....for altmost the whole week...i was at khatib training,Bukit batok training,Somerset midpoint training....and most of it...was after work...which was...hellish...

but i had a deck in mind...Gorebelly...actually is the combo built...but as everyone noe that i am suay...drawing the combo is like infinite hardness....so we last min go build a AZARAK deck...which was...quite powerful and smooth i suppose...until i meet mark liew... and yes... jeff....ARrRR SOH JUN YUAN!!!! aRRHrhGhhzGHZgzzzZ okok nvm it's infinite gayness...but it's ok...i met new people...socialize around...(keyword : SOCIALIZE) i dun socialize....lol...but i see people looking so tensed...so i would like to see them relax...so i play like an ass....especially the match with kuang kai...lol...i KINDLY propose to attack....i KINDLY deal 11 damage lol...KINDLY...see with a little tact...that doesn't hurt so much lol....

well since it's over for now...we will start on a new journey my fellow Friends....March of the Legion will be the beginning of much more gayness for the days ahead....LOK'NAROUG...FOR THE HORDE!!!!

Ok...i seriously need to rest...and Btw...SCREW U HELLGATE LONDON....WAITGATE PATCHDON....

安静

2007-11-08T06:19:00.000-08:00

This incident happened 2 weeks ago...at a small pub at boat quay...i have heard the most painful song in my life...安静 by jay...IN SINGLISH...so is like a few chinese words..one english word...damn...the 2 waitresses is still happily singing it...menacing i must say...=<

安静-Truly English ver.... okok done by Dog..

With the piano slowly playing away
The cello slept away without sound it seems so old

I've guessed you've tried to showed your understanding
But from deep inside i know you have shown no regrets

You said you were hurt by this i don't believe
The times we spend seems so far away
If he really cared so much more than i do
Then i have no choice to but to let go

It seems so hard to speak up i've never want to give up
And why you want me to leave with a smile
Such talent is what i don't have please hope you understand them
Don't worry bout me too much i will live through this alone
You've took your flight far enough and i will start walking now
But why would my thought still lingered of you
It seems so childish of me i should not have spoken too much
The choice of letting you go it's cause love to too much

When we are small...other people's birds were tall...now we are tall people look at our cough cough cough

2007-10-29T05:57:00.001-07:00

Hmmm...interesting title rite??
yea...woke up at 7 am...again...when i don't work i wake up early...i work...i wake even earlier...come on...is the Sandman counting my clock right....y am i always so eager to wake up.(maybe i am destined to be a master TAI CHI master...i tink i hear my calling from the uncle at the community centre..maybe...i am the chosen one...=D)
BLeezhzhzh okok i was on WOW again...riding my bloodelf palad around shatterah...suddenly i whisper is heard...a certain word....drifted from the winds...LLLLLLLL FFFFFFF GgggGGGgg...it was altmost exciting to hear that...becos frankly i haven go to raid b4...i was too bz questing...so i accepted...my group was ok....1 druid 3 warrior 1 palad(which is me =D ) we were fighting selekz...(stupid birds...i will see u again in KFC) we were having fun...until one warrior died and called me to REZ....REZ please my holy palad...the thought hit me like a water from the mcdonald at khatib(ZOMFG...It's like someguy cum from the hose...it's all spraying like crazzzzyyy man...i have my whole pants wet becos of this [NO PUNS INTENDED U STUPID PERVERTED JAPANESE TEA DRINK ]) okok back to the topic...i forgot to learn REDEMPTION ( so ...no resurrection lol ) haha...and they practically danced around me scolding words which are not known to me...haha but is fun to be like this...and soon after a new palad ( with redemption ) came in to rez....wow...the best part is coming....WE ARE ALL D/C hahahahahahahahaha....screw that...i went to cook lunch for my bro and mom....and continued my WARCRAFT story book....wow....amazed by Grom Hellscream....his like so SEXAY.....extremely sexay....

drinking = play life?

2007-10-24T12:42:00.000-07:00

After so long i finally come to a conclusion that singaporean teenagers(like me which is i tink in that catergory) have tendencies to play life when go drink...y is tat? to show that your a man? to show to the opposite sex tat u rox? or just to find ways to make new friends?

few hrs ago i was with my friends at boat quay...we order one martell juz to relax...but one of them went around other tables to talk and drink / drink with waitress / when play pool lose drink / people win u drink / latecomers come u also drink with them / play poker cards lose u drink / before sing song u drink after sing song u drink / people say wanna go off u drink / people wanna keep the martell for next time u dun wan so u drink....

den...that makes u alchohol tank...which non of us wants you to be....we just wanna sit down talk / sing and dun think about much...we did not say ur a sissy but y are u doing this to urself...ok if u wanna die den i bo bian...then the poor waitress has to follow your insane ways...waitress are not wonder woman or wat...they are just girls...a little respect won't hurt rite? u want them to join the vomit zombie ah lians at the streets mehz...bleahx...girls that can't control themselves are no point helping but for the waitress is part of their job...

P.S girls that vomit after drinking - 1000000 point at SUAYDOG DOGHOUSE = instant hated...i'm not being a sexist...but 98 percent of rapist are male that makes u vulnerable...and after being harrassed who's fault is it? the male who can't control or the female that can't control first?...

2007-10-21T07:42:00.000-07:00

Today i have come to realise that singaporean aunties are the most powerful equipment to war...juz throw them into the enemies food storage and see them ta pow and eat all they can...zomfg...is like a plague a virus a epidemic....

GO FORTH MY OLD ONES...SHOW THEM...NO FOOD IS SPARED...IF IT'S SPARED...JUST REMEMBER TO TA POW!!!

And we shuld give singaporean gamers a nobel prize...since they can really create lingo in games....in a single match of anytype of game ( CS,DOTA,GETAMPED,AUDITON)
we can hear words get created as if by magic...

now to our game lingo class ( to everyone who don't play game...and lives in a jungle of zimbawe and sleep with lions and see stars move...and likes swinging in and out thru the tree canopy )

todae we start at a game that i came to interest lately...it's like powerstone from arcade(or stupid people like me who go buy dreamcast..yes it's on dreamcast too)GETAMPED...wow...where can we find groups of ah bengs and lians to sit down and have a great fight without the cursing and live happily after...well certainly not in this game...GUYS AND GIRLS...THIS IS A CUTE GRAPHIC GAMES FOR SMALL KIDS,PAEDOPHILES(SMALL KID LOVING ADULTS/PARENTS NOT INCLUDED) AND VERY BORED SINGLE MALE WHO DON'T LIKE SMALL KID MUCH BUT LIKES VIOLENCE ALOT...AND MAYBE AH LIANS WHEN THEY RAN OUT OF MONEY TO BUY THEIR ADIDAS,GUCCI,DOLCE GABANNA BANANA AND START TO SPEND MONEY ON THE GAME BY USING REAL MONEY TO BUY GAME MONEY HAHA LAUGHABLE)
so stop the swearing and make it a save haven for kids...but noooo u have to swear scold and kick everyone that u think that is staring u at the coffee shop or at teh lan shop becos they look very xia lan and need u to show ur justice punch on them...

GETAMPED...
NOOB RUNNER - running like a noob around a character...erm...
(A noob runner??? i run and i am noob den go tell the gaming company to disable to move...den we just wait till time up to see how long we can hit each other from another side...duhzz...)

KICKER/SPAMER/JUMPER/GAYER - wtfish...anyway...when u get scold by tat...ur like winning using the same move...which is like no wrong since the game only has..kick,punch,block,jump. erm...like if ur playin kof and have alot of button mashing moves den bo bian...but WTF...it's like jus a 3 button game...i dun kick i punch....so next time a fair player will keep pressing 3 diff button everytime like people playing the dj game at the arcade issit haha....

MONKEYING - YA...it's a potion to make u become a monkey with extra damage...or when u have a tail u can drink other potions to be monkey too... if u kill people with it...they start saying ur a noob by using monkey...ohhhkay....so...i rather piss myself in the head when i kill u with monkey...becos u will scold my mom my dad my little pet fairy name tinkywinkylovesdick(NOBODY SHALL TEASE MY TINKYWINKYLOVESDICK!!!)....

ok up to this point...enuff ranting....next time shall carry on....YEEE HAAA(just like jay chou song...) I AM A COWBOY THAT DRINKS MILK BECOS BEER HURTS MY BODY....

SO much to play and do...so little time...

2007-10-20T07:18:00.000-07:00

COugHz....long time since i came back to this almost forgotten place...haiz...nowadays...my hotel has like everyday full hse...imbalance...dun even have time to go out with greentea to our beloved botanical garden jungle mac lol...no time to raid my lvl 70 bloodelf palad....no time to read my WARCRAFT compliation story book...no time to even really participate my own SENGKANG created Crisis at bladedge tournament with a real heart..becos maybe working 7 days a week make me wanna go bonkers...haiz...nvm...the young should work to save for rainy day...lol...haha although i dun earn much...soon...i will hit 1000 dollars in my account i hope haha...

ARmy TimE!!!

2007-10-05T07:54:00.000-07:00

wee...was happy when i finally get my army letter...25 jan enlisted in BMTC school 2...hmm...7 weeks of modified training...wonder wat is tat...but hack care...haha
i was too bz to rush down to sengkang CC for the SOULSLAYER wow tourney haha =D...i forgot to read the letter lol...gwhaahaha

If Thomas life dun suck...his not living...

2007-10-02T07:40:00.001-07:00

coughx went to the retest(again x3) worked smoothly but at the end kena knocked by people all food was crashed...need to redo in a short time..(SUCK)
went to work with a happy mood until kena raped by salmon eating customers...124 people can eat so many salmon mehz.....>.< freaking kampong people...
got lamed becos cannot go to work with edwin they all to drink haha...becos need to go fetch my bro back from japan...but in the end i nver go...lol...becos my dad bday which i forgotten..(i even forgot my own bday...)
Lost keys...(-$15) from wallet...
sucked...

luck? or unluck? or just Thomas?

2007-09-26T06:14:00.000-07:00

todae is a sucky day....at the start of the day i lost my wallet...but a kind soul from the chinese restaurant got it back for me (bad thing 1 = drop wallet)...went into the kitchen just started working...kena rotten tomato on shirt(bad thing 2=rotten tomato assault)...coughx...after my lunch i went up..my chef was like a crazy lvl 100 gorilla jumping around scolding me that i went to the lunch for too long ZOMFG 45mins = long...long my dick...other part timers also 45 mins...oh i remember becos i am a slave dog...so i can only have 30 mins [in deep african tone]
"YES!Master i will work quietly and sleep on the floor after 23 hrs of non stop work"
SCREW U dirtbag...i screw u so hard i can play MR.drill at lvl 100000 so fast i can complete before u can even say boomshakalaka U faking ah qua dirtbag....but after they noe i not happy they stop le la...thank god...i dun have to pwn him in the kitchen with my lame talking(i guess most of the person i noe...noe that i can be very scary when i talk cock)...den the last thing is i nearly lost my pass lol...thats 5 dollars to replace ZOMFG but a kind soul returned to me...

and btw....mr ah qua chef...i will always remember u smashed my cold cut to make me redo it and screamed at me at the kitchen...i think i did nothing wrong...mark my words i will prove it to u...to take back ur faking ah qua words...

Super ZOMFG day

2007-09-23T08:08:00.001-07:00

well...ZOMFG....haha i shall start todae post with 3 really sexay wow videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUcuYtQ36BE&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Av0lUNS2k&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeUhSjuhQYE&NR=1

well back to the real story...todae it started out bad...work on a 10-3 shift...bz like siao...becos singaporean = evil buffet eaters...like they have turn to taurens(cows) when they start to feast on buffet...where did they get such a stomach omg...even a pretty teenage girl can eat like...alot...omg....alot as in 3 plate of rice and imbal amount of meat...omg...all i can say is SINGAPOREANS TONIGHT WE DINE TILL DEATH!!! THIS IS MADNESS...NOOOO... THIS IS BUFFET!!! ArrrGhzz...
den my dear frenz tell me to keep the buffet...yea...the buffet ends at 3...ring a bell? i work till 10-3..buffet end at 3...kinda too much ya???

and best to noe is edwin is goin off with me so i sat his bike back to sengkang...=D but when i reach sengkang...darrell msg me bout the time we have to meet up...5....ZOmFg 5...i was like 4.30...sengkang 159 to toa payoh...ZOMFG....but in the end i met Brain Of Dead AKA BOD AKA BRAINLESS WALKING zombie WITH 3 houseflys namely aaron,billy and ZOMFGBLACKRANGERTHEULTIMATEFORMPWNZURASSSOMUCHDATUCAMEDOWNWITHAFLUTHATNEARLYKILLU....ok the last one u can just call him darren or something make urself wet with the imagination i dun care... but sadly he has to go cut his hair...wtf...have u seen zombies is resident evil go to a 10dollar 10 mins barber shop??? no...they just bite their hair off...but wtf...>>fast forward....okok 5.20 i was like ZOMFG i need to bath and rush to amk to find the zombie and rush down to toa payoh omg...tats like so rushy...but ok...nvm sat a taxi...the taxi uncle is playing fei yu qing song...nt qian li zhi wai...is SHU SHANG DE XIAO NIAO TI!!! omg...wat...am i in a Grass power drink commercial ZOMFG....but sadly paying 6 buckz plus to fast forward to amk...den sit mrt with mr zombie to toa payoh...on the way...mr zombie keep telling me bout resident evil starting todae...no it does not start todae or wat i dun care...i dun like millia jovich...so suck lolipop u millia watever...go back to ur 5th element...okok when we reach tpy(toa payoh is too irritating long) he insisted to go to the cinema first...ok ZOMFG..walk...den look no show...den go to the arcade...to play...the stupid gundam game...wow i use my tapz to tapz..from 2 dollar straight become 0...den no game only 1/2 of the token inside...pissed..den go out to meet darrell,andrew and a certain half size human name long sheng(hi hobbit did u bring the ring and ur fellowship this time?? too much dota poisoned ur mind ??)...ok den when to eat SIZZLER..ZOMFG...i was happily flaming when my SWISS CHEESE CHICKEN or watever came...ZOMFG...the chicken is a size of a penis...wtf...so fucking small...den rush eat...get ice cream "PROFESSIONALLY" =D...den rush to see the movie...
ROGUE ASSASIN..ok the movie deserves a good word...it is a short movie...the bad thing is IT S.U.C.K(SUPER.ULTIMATE.COCK.KICKER) omfg..i keep getting lamed by jet li so much i feel like goin to pee...ZOMFG...a half naked girl stand infront of jet li...all he can do is...LOOK AT THE MONEY ZOMFG...We chinese need to lower the need for money and embrace the beauty of nature lol....and the zidane head ang moh is like a cameo apperance...i apparently slept during the show (during the most expensive part ba...the car chase...haiz...every show have car chase i rather sleep...nicholas tse's INVISIBLE TARGET have...den Zhen Zi Dan's Dao huo xian also have...wat kinda cop movie also have...wtf...i rather sleep off the part...den at the end the show is so slow...i rather see a uncle run a marathon half naked...den blah blah end...looks like the show haven end...ya and btw...the asian guy cop is the cameo at the 2 fast 2 furious tokyo drift guy with so much money he can fucking give a car to the guy to smash around trying to drift...(i personally think it's all the singaporean ah bengs dream...mind my words...u Dirtfucks at the shell station of sengkang lower ur stupid volume...nobody fuck care how fast ur car can go out of the petrol station...and stop using ur horns u horny too much money rather spend on car bengs...)..coughx den after the movie i went to play arcade..omg kena owned by a girl at virtual tennis ZOMFG...she log in got card de...300+ win wtf..once nerds refer to guys...now girls also nerdish...wat..50 year old virgin comin to our society issit...ok rantin finish now i got a quest! sleep and work again wow...this is even better than World of Warcraft life is a frickkin RPG game lol..haha

Friends = Money ? same weight ?

2007-09-22T08:18:00.000-07:00

Well...friday was not a good day for me (coughx...when was my last good day?) i have planned to go to the friendly neighbourhood WOW battleground with Greentea and my exotic yeti pet...edward 881...but sadly my chef called me....telling me that the whole afternoon shift has given in mc ( sick no sick i dunno, i dun care... ) and has asked me to go help them out...but greentea has already reached my hse...we were tuning decks and stuff...but..i tink helping frenz in need is more impt...++ have salary =D (hey i'm a true blue singaporean...i always put money near my eyes...so i can glitter more then tinkerbell in peter pan)...but being fair to greentea and the 881 guy...i told my chef that i will work at a later time 6.30...so i can meet up with them abit before i go work...i tink it's kinda bad lo....i feel bad for them to travel and go back like dat...but haiz...wat to do...=-=" so trying to ask them that today(sat) whether they got go out....and we have decided to go meet at amk (jungle mac) but sadly my sick friend have decided to mc 2 DAYs...wow...so my chef ask me to help out on sat too....but it's already too late to cancel the meeting so i juz say that i have to go meet them later at 6+...but my chef being an official ass today...has left me alone to fight all the kitchen work while he slowly tinker away with his stupid canapes...and i came late around 7 +....when i reached there...most of the guys i goin off le...and i feel really sianded...play around a few matches den i go off le...becos tomolo sunday i have to work again...FUCK MAN...y must i always be sucha good guy...ask for help i go...wtf.....can't stop can i...

A day in Lido...

2007-09-18T08:25:00.001-07:00

Coughz...After my Gayness work todae...i went to watch EVAN ALMIGHTY with Ah Ching(who u might ask...his an college with a serious sleeping problem lol...hw can someone dun slp tat much lol...)Well not as fanciful as the first one....well Jim Carrey isn't Mr rubber face for nthing...watchin his face reminds me of some guy having a heartatk or even a stroke...well the Evan Baxter was an ass...well his still an Ass in the second one...well nth really a funny movie to me...
but after the movies...the magic started....An Evil entity came over me...my darkside has called me...and i was changed into Auntie Tan(The mysterious shopping dark side of me) and went shopping in ISETAN omg...ISETAN...i didn't even recall walking into one for like 4 to 5 years(of course in my normal Thomas self..) and since i have a difficulty to find a nice sauce/soup pot and a frying pan in my hse...i will do justice to my mom and buy one

?hw small issit?

? Huh hw small issit... ? smaller than the box? i noe...but...hw small

Omg...it's half the size of a psp...7cm...in height...omg thats mini...
but hey...it's cooking in style u noe...Greentea...learn some Stylish cooking methods if u really wanna impress people lol...haha...get sexay mini cooking stuff...but dun buy too much if not people think ur having tea party with ur doll name Maria....

2007-09-17T02:47:00.000-07:00

CoughXx...screwed up monday is really a great word to replace monday blues....now i noe y...being an ass and played WOW till 3am...i slept till 11+ and only to noe that i have to go back to my SHATEC to talk to the Culinary side head...Dohz...after preaching i gained a new ability to nod head faster then a humming bird on a tree...den went to pay the retest fee yea!!! 3rd time tat rox...after tat...i have actually planned to go amk to meet my Best Brainless Friend...BOD(AKA BRAINLESS CALVIN / JINZO W/O brain / The Superhero who can't be mind manipulater becos he has no mind) okok enuff intro wasted on him....but my dear GREENTEA doesn't want to go...awww...so had to tune my very friendly and happy RUSHING VIOLENCE DRUID deck...next time le...haiz...so wanna test deck...plz some kind soul open a card shop in sengkang...i promise i will go there so much...u even forgot that i have left...=D...okok at least i dun vanish away like some GNOME UNDEAD hybrid =D rox on..

2007-09-14T04:48:00.001-07:00

In the opening chapter of this blog...I shall let you guys(coughx..okok gals...the key G.U.Y.S is much nearer to on the keyboard..yea i'm lazy) noe y i started this Blog...there is 3 reasons..not 1 not 2 is 3...Reason 1...A certain lifeform of a certain japanese TEA(okok to the benefit to the retards or someone that has a brain slower than a matrix bullet..GREENTEA...AKA Jinyong...AKA the one Who stole my WOW TCG DRAFT!!) asked me to make the blog...but i had to have something to write or rant about before i start a blog..and guess what! i got it now...Reason 2...i have recently reached the suayness point of my life...i have failed so many times at a Certain SHATEC Cooking exams i nearly ram my head onto the wall but considering that the wall is much more expensive than me..and my mom have to wash the blood i have thinked twice..okok thrice...++ 2 hrs of insane slashing on the GOD OF WAR 2 game...i have woken up...no one i noe is more suay than i am..and ++ i still have a quite a number of days (i hope!) so i problably need to see how suay i can really be...so yeah..i rather go take the test and get my toilet paper diploma.... Reason 3...I want others who feel bad bout themselves to look at me..and feel better =D....