Hi. . .I HAVE MORE WORK BECAUSE I'M BETTER?

I seriously do not understand this shit. . .first thing when i go to camp i can hear my name. . .THOMMMAAASSSSSSSSS COMMMME ANDDD HELLLP MEEEE....i am a nerd and there are reason"s" y i want to go to camp at 7.30. . .but going early doesn't mean i have to work 30 mins more than anybody else for the rest of my army life. . .+.+ when my unit called me back for some urgent meeting. . .there it was again THOOOOMAAASSSSS UUUU STTTAYYY BACCKKKKKK TOOOO HELLLP MEEEE. . .at last. . .i stayed "alone" and the other 3 went back. . . and i ask my officer what the FUCKING REASON you make me stay. . .OHHHHHHH BECCCAUUUSEE I BEEEELIEVEEE IN YOU!!!!! YOUUUU CANNN HELLPPP MEEE. . . .WTff....y am i typing in a draggy manner?? because my officer likes to draggggggggg hiiiissss SPEEEEECCHHHHH wHHHICCCh makes my fuckinguncleplusauntieinchinatowncinemahotbuttsekzofownage BRAAINNN SOOOO SLOOOW. . .
Apparantly army time is slowwwerrrrr lol....