IF i SLAP YOU TWICE. . .IT'S GONNA BE TWICE AS NICE

Life is bad nowadays. . .Financially it's bad. . .physically it's kinda bad too . . .
Gamingcally it's REALLY BAD. . .

Firstly. . .i am really bored but i have lots of things to do. . .it's like eating a MCDONKEY double cheeseburger and still feel hungry . . .

Secondly I have a feeling that i will be thrown around camps again and the reason they give me is BECAUSE I HAVE DIPLOMA====(HELLO. . .CULINARY SKILLS) . . .

Thirdly . . .I am so bored and angsty . . .i am going to build my Restaurant in Restaurant city full of toilet bowl

Fourthly . . . I DO NOT HAVE ENUFF MONEY FOR DRIVING LESSONS. . .

Fifthly . . . BEhNaRd. . .I NEED CASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

SIXTHLY . . . (AS REQUESTED BY DENNIS THE SWINE FLU) I AM FORCED TO FOLLOW HIM TO DRINK. . .his like. . .ok i am the bus to your house now. . .ok. . .for wat. . .to drink ZOMFGSUPERSATAYBBQ. . .

Hi my old friend can I lend money from you?

ok first and foremost FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
What the fuck is wrong with people nowadays. . .everyone is pleading me to lend money. . .this is so muthafucking wrong . . . .1 day ahead from pay day already 3 people ask me. . .after pay day 3 more. . . in the morning 1 more and later at night 1 more. . .wtf is wrong with you all. . . .i am really pissed off. . .EVERYONE SAYS THE SAME THING. . . FAMILY GO HOSPITAL,I AM THE LAST RESORT,I REALLY HOPE YOU CAN HELP ME.well i tell you what. . .y don't u assholes go read more books and find better lines to borrow money because this is really getting boring. . .it's like watching monkey fuck the wall 8 times...yes. . .8 times. . .WTf. . .IF YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALWAYS GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. . .CAN YOU FUCKING SAVE SOME MOTHER FUCKING PAY FROM YOUR MOTHER FUCKING POSB ACCOUNT?WTF IT'S SERIOUSLY NON PROFITABLE AND NON OF MY MONKEY MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY BUSINESS TO FUCKING HELP YOUR FUCKING FRIEND WHICH I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY EXIST ANOT . .



NO MONEY STILL DARE TO FUCKING GO OUT. . .YOU NABEICHEESPIEWITHCHERRYONTOP YOU BETTER DON't LET ME SEE YOU TAKE CAB. . .I WILL FUCKING BREAK YOU HAND AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS AND MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE SOME KID WHO DROPPED HIS ICECREAM!