Monday, July 6, 2009

SEACC Qualifier

Yo. . .COWFAGS AND PLASTICBAGEATINGFATASSES it's been a long time since i updated the blog as there is nth much to write about except lame driving lessons and usual army work. . .but now. . .there is SEACC QUALIFIER AKA (98% of known SG WOWTCG PLAYERS qualified event)
Lots of funny things happened that day. . . .Like how my BlackIce lamed a spell suppression on akama's promise. . .Drew XAVAR WHEN I AM IN DEEP SHIT. . .How barry scared of losing his way after he went to toilet alone =D how barry robot dance in the middle of plaza singapura. . .like how barr..WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE why is barry so over exposed. . .but if i can recall. . .he did all the stupid things that I will not do in public and did it with pride. . .SOISHALLGIVEYOUTHEFUCKINGMEDALFORBEINGTHELAMEST
SHITEVERMADEFORTHISWHOLEFUCKINGUNIVERSEWITHCHICKENWINGSANDSAUSAGESUPYOUASS

anyways made it with vincent's deck to top 4. . .vincent is so over sexposed in top 4. . .both of his deck went up. . .

Friday, June 19, 2009

Hi. . .I HAVE MORE WORK BECAUSE I'M BETTER?

I seriously do not understand this shit. . .first thing when i go to camp i can hear my name. . .THOMMMAAASSSSSSSSS COMMMME ANDDD HELLLP MEEEE....i am a nerd and there are reason"s" y i want to go to camp at 7.30. . .but going early doesn't mean i have to work 30 mins more than anybody else for the rest of my army life. . .+.+ when my unit called me back for some urgent meeting. . .there it was again THOOOOMAAASSSSS UUUU STTTAYYY BACCKKKKKK TOOOO HELLLP MEEEE. . .at last. . .i stayed "alone" and the other 3 went back. . . and i ask my officer what the FUCKING REASON you make me stay. . .OHHHHHHH BECCCAUUUSEE I BEEEELIEVEEE IN YOU!!!!! YOUUUU CANNN HELLPPP MEEE. . . .WTff....y am i typing in a draggy manner?? because my officer likes to draggggggggg hiiiissss SPEEEEECCHHHHH wHHHICCCh makes my fuckinguncleplusauntieinchinatowncinemahotbuttsekzofownage BRAAINNN SOOOO SLOOOW. . .
Apparantly army time is slowwwerrrrr lol....

Monday, April 27, 2009

IF i SLAP YOU TWICE. . .IT'S GONNA BE TWICE AS NICE

Life is bad nowadays. . .Financially it's bad. . .physically it's kinda bad too . . .
Gamingcally it's REALLY BAD. . .

Firstly. . .i am really bored but i have lots of things to do. . .it's like eating a MCDONKEY double cheeseburger and still feel hungry . . .

Secondly I have a feeling that i will be thrown around camps again and the reason they give me is BECAUSE I HAVE DIPLOMA====(HELLO. . .CULINARY SKILLS) . . .

Thirdly . . .I am so bored and angsty . . .i am going to build my Restaurant in Restaurant city full of toilet bowl

Fourthly . . . I DO NOT HAVE ENUFF MONEY FOR DRIVING LESSONS. . .

Fifthly . . . BEhNaRd. . .I NEED CASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

SIXTHLY . . . (AS REQUESTED BY DENNIS THE SWINE FLU) I AM FORCED TO FOLLOW HIM TO DRINK. . .his like. . .ok i am the bus to your house now. . .ok. . .for wat. . .to drink ZOMFGSUPERSATAYBBQ. . .

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Hi my old friend can I lend money from you?

ok first and foremost FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
What the fuck is wrong with people nowadays. . .everyone is pleading me to lend money. . .this is so muthafucking wrong . . . .1 day ahead from pay day already 3 people ask me. . .after pay day 3 more. . . in the morning 1 more and later at night 1 more. . .wtf is wrong with you all. . . .i am really pissed off. . .EVERYONE SAYS THE SAME THING. . . FAMILY GO HOSPITAL,I AM THE LAST RESORT,I REALLY HOPE YOU CAN HELP ME.well i tell you what. . .y don't u assholes go read more books and find better lines to borrow money because this is really getting boring. . .it's like watching monkey fuck the wall 8 times...yes. . .8 times. . .WTf. . .IF YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALWAYS GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. . .CAN YOU FUCKING SAVE SOME MOTHER FUCKING PAY FROM YOUR MOTHER FUCKING POSB ACCOUNT?WTF IT'S SERIOUSLY NON PROFITABLE AND NON OF MY MONKEY MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY BUSINESS TO FUCKING HELP YOUR FUCKING FRIEND WHICH I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY EXIST ANOT . .



NO MONEY STILL DARE TO FUCKING GO OUT. . .YOU NABEICHEESPIEWITHCHERRYONTOP YOU BETTER DON't LET ME SEE YOU TAKE CAB. . .I WILL FUCKING BREAK YOU HAND AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS AND MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE SOME KID WHO DROPPED HIS ICECREAM!